According to a recent story in The Mirror, Boris Johnson’s former aide and ex-chief strategist, Dominic Cummings has apparently been ‘looking into’ starting up an OnlyFans account and I can only hope to god that he was joking. The Prime Minister’s ex pal was overheard talking with a friend about the famous content sharing porn site and he mentioned that he was seriously looking into starting up an account.
Cummings expressed his interest in the homemade porn platform during a live Q&A withthe subscribers of his online newsletter, who only entered the chat to complain about the site’s technical issues. Cummings then started talking about himself (surprise surprise) and said that he was looking into the possibilities of doing a video version of the “ask me anything” sessions he runs from the newsletter site – and said he’d consider OnlyFans as an option.
After asking for suggestions from his paying subscribers, one dude suggested that
Cummings “Take notes from the gaming community”, who often use a site like OnlyFans or Twitch to stream live to paid subscribers.
Another user suggested he “open an OnlyFans just for the headlines”, to which Cummings replied: “Will look into it!”
Oh I bet you’ll look into it, Dominic! I love how he played off like he has never heard of only fans. I can only imagine how many model’s pages he subscribes to. Come on Dom, pull the other one mate, it’s got bells on.
The PM’s former top aide also mentioned during his live Q&A that Mr Johnson doesn’t intend on staying in Number 10 for the long haul. He said: “He’ll try to win one more election then leave pronto to make money and have fun”
Let’s hope he buggers off early. He’s made enough of a pigs ear during his relatively short time as a PM.
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