Right then, lads. New year. Fresh start. Clean slate. Or at least it was until I had a nose through the 2025 Babestation search stats and discovered what you lot were really up to. Honestly, you’re lucky I’m fond of you, because some of your search habits would make a priest resign. So pour yourself a cuppa (or something stronger), get comfy, and let BS babe Reede Fox take you on a guided tour of Britain’s filthiest, freakiest, and frankly most predictable late-night obsessions.
TS & Trans Babes: The Category You Pretend Not To Click… Then Click Anyway
Oh yes. The numbers don’t lie, and neither do your trousers. “TS” and “Trans” were the top two searches of the entire year, absolutely obliterating every other category. You lot weren’t just curious… you were committed. Some of you are practically doing PhDs in it.
And honestly? Good.
Because Babestation’s trans babes are stunning, sensual, and have more fans than half the Premier League.
2026 prediction: You’ll be “accidentally clicking” it even more. Sure, babe. We believe you.
IM Sexting: Because Sometimes You Want A Babe To Tell You Off… Quietly
This one made me laugh.
After years of pretending sexting was “so 2010,” you’ve all come crawling back like ex-boyfriends who’ve realised they used to have it good.
IM exploded in 2025, becoming one of the most-searched terms. Why? Because nothing beats the thrill of a Babestation babe typing something filthy straight to you while you sit there pretending you’re “just checking your email.”
IM is private.
Instant.
Intimate.
And, let’s be honest, perfect for those of you who get flustered talking out loud.
2026 prediction: Your thumbs will need physiotherapy.
Hairy Pussy: The Nostalgic Return Nobody Asked For… But Everybody Searched
You lot. Honestly. One minute you’re all about smooth, shaved, polished perfection. The next minute “hairy pussy” and “hairy” have crept back into the top five like it’s 1998 and you’ve found your dad’s old magazines in the loft.
Babes like Valentina Boux embrace their natural body hair, and you know what? I love you for it.
It’s natural. It’s authentic. It’s vintage glamour. And clearly, it’s working for you – because the search numbers were through the roof.
2026 prediction: More fuzz, less fuss.
Couples, SPH & Pregnant: The Three Horsemen of the British Kinkpocalypse
Three very different vibes. All very, very British.
Couples. Oh look – you’re finally admitting you watch Babestation together. I always suspected half of you were whispering, “Do you want to try that?” after the credits rolled.
SPH (Small Penis Humiliation)
You lot do humiliation kink like it’s a national sport. Not judging – I just hope you’re hydrating.
Pregnant
One of the most consistent searches and, frankly, I’ve stopped asking questions.
But you know what? You do you. Literally.
2026 prediction: Kink stays kinky.
Model Name Searches: You’re Not As Subtle As You Think
Some of you pretend to “browse generally,” but then type in:
Beth Bennett
Roxy Winters
Maddison Lee
Gemma Massey
Amanda Rendall
Caty Cole
…as if your browser history isn’t already incriminating enough. Let’s face it: You’ve got your favourites. You’re loyal. You’re obsessed.
And I adore that for you.
2026 prediction: More fangirling. More simping. More late-night stalking (the good kind).
So What’s Coming in 2026?
Oh babe…Based on what I’ve seen, you’re in for a filthy year.
More TS searches.
More “I swear it just popped up accidentally.”
More late-night IM sessions.
Your screen brightness doesn’t hide your grin.
More hairy content.
I blame nostalgia.
More SPH, more pregnant, more couples play.
We are truly a nation of eccentrics.
And most of all…more devotion to the women who make your year a little less lonely and a lot more exciting.
Reede Fox Final Word
If your New Year’s resolution was to be a bit filthier, a bit braver, and a bit more adventurous…congratulations. You’re already halfway there just by being on this page. So go on. Register now! Explore the searches you pretended you didn’t make. Click the category you “only wanted to look at out of curiosity.” Say hello to the model you’ve been typing into the search bar every night since April.
It’s a new year.
A new fantasy.
And I’ll be watching your search stats with a glass of voddy soda and a smug smile.
Here’s to you, Love Reede Fox
