Norwegian sex guide introduces new sex position – the clamping koala
You would think after all these years in the XXX, phone sex and porn industry we would be familiar with all the different kind of sex positions out there but it seems we aren’t as well versed as we would like to think. It’s just been brought to our attention that there is a brand new sex position and it is known as the Clamping Koala. It was published in a new sex guide but be warned, it’s not for the faint-hearted. In fact it’s prompted quite a few complaints.
What is the Clamping Koala?
The Clamping Koala involves sitting facing your partner, legs crossed at the ankle, with the option to lean back. It’s kind of like a yoga pose.
Is it an exercise?
Not quite. It could definitely be classed as a workout but it certainly isn’t something you’d want to attempt in your local gym.
What exactly is it then?
It’s a sex position. It’s actually one of 60 listed in a comprehensive sex guide produced by Norwegian public TV broadcaster NRK. Other positions listed include good old missionary, spaghetti, silkworm, wheel of fortune and the flamingo.
WTF is the flamingo?
You can probably guess that this one involves standing on one leg. It’s all illustrated in the NRK guide if you’re interested or you could just use your imagination. It’s all very classy, black and white photographs. Not in the slightest bit like porn unfortunately.
Why are there so many positions?
Some of the positions listed might not be applicable to you as some are aimed more towards same sex couples but feel free to peruse the pics and choose something fun for you and your partner to try. There are also positions that are perfect for people who suffer with chronic back and knee pain.
It’s all pretty great really. There’s no such thing as being too open and too inclusive between consenting adults. However, you can’t always please everyone and there have been a few complaints since NRK released it’s sex guide – 97 to be exact, which considering it’s been seen by 850,000, isn’t too bad really. If we all had more sex and complained less we’d all bit a lot happier.
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